#EatMoreFish - Fish jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

What does the pope eat during Lent? Holy mackerel!

What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!

What do you get if you cross an abbott with a trout? Monkfish!

What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!

Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!

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