#EatMoreFish - Fish jokes
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What does the pope eat during Lent? Holy mackerel!
What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!
What do you get if you cross an abbott with a trout? Monkfish!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
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